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Beginning of the End or End of the Beginning? |
Written by:
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Sunday, January 4, 2004 12:34 AM |
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2004! Alright, are you
sober yet? No? Good! Now down to business.
Matt is resorting to unbelievable lows
to keep our prize pig site up and running. That's right, he told me to
slap two large pieces of debris together and create a new page on this
site. Sadly I didn't, but you can be sure that I am working on it. It
will be labeled "The World Movies". Marcoze managed to steal a $2500.00
video camera from a store he "knows about".
As of right now, I'm not sure
as to what the movies will center around. The idea of Lee...I mean Frank
is out way out of the question. You probably already know that our birdie
friend, Frank Firestar, moved to Vermont
so he could be married to "Xan", his anal sex partner of the
month. Don't worry though, He'll be back as soon as Xan finds out that young
Lee's...I mean young Frank's anal passage has been stretched beyond
repair by a famous drunken wrestler.
While you wait you can look at a
picture of a Japanese, transsexual, crude, early 1900's robot named quazi
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Yoogoeslavadkaioa |
Written by:
Matt
Monday, October 20, 2003 8:42 PM
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Jakub is getting edgy. Here's a picture of a Slav to keep him calm while I do more important things. Maybe this will inspire Yak to put something entertaining on his website.
Jakub sayz:
Is that really a slav? ...I doubt it.
Jakub, how can you not recognize your Uncle Stanislaus? He'd be turning over in his grave...if he hadn't already done so when you dressed up like a woman and ran all across campus yelling about how pretty you were.
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Sausage Fountain |
Written by:
Matt
Saturday, August 2, 2003 5:31 AM
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Whoops, I have a website? How long has this thing been here? Er...anyway, I've got some updates for ya.
1) The Clem's World Comic starts right now with the
crappy first cartoon. This should be updated at least once a century. (I will have a main page for the comic in the next update)
2) Here's a preview of the new book Kruk
is working on. This is just a few paragraphs from the first chapter. The book is based on Lee's furry fantasy world...you know,
the one he made up...and wrote about.
3) And this is just a little page dedicated to Marcoze
(may he rest in peace).
That's all for now, folks. I WILL be updating a little more this month. I can only hope and pray that some of the
other staff members will do the same. Peace out, yo.
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Some Changes |
Written by:
Matt
Tuesday, May 6, 2003 7:15 PM
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I made a few changes here and there. Here's a bit of a status report:
Timeline Part 3 - HitNRun may one day finish this. I have no clue where he stands with it.
Fall of Lee Game - The new demo is pretty much finished, but I haven't put the finishing touches on it yet. Maybe I will
at some point this year. If not, then I'll definitely do it next year, I promise.
New Comics - Hit a snag with Lee, and this went into limbo. Maybe soon...maybe not.
And now you know why I haven't been updating.
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LISTEN TO THIS!!! |
Written by:
Marcoze
Thursday, March 27, 2003 10:25 PM
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My friend Debbz is now a DJ over at www.simkast.com
Her schedule is:
Tuesday : 8pm to 10pm
Wednesday: 9pm tp 10pm
Thursday: 8pm to 10pm
Saturday: 2pm to 4pm
She takes requests, and has like, 14,000+ songs in her Library.
Her email is Debbz@simkast.com
You can email her and request Songs if you like.
LISTEN AND SUPPORT ONLINE RADIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Back! |
Written by:
Matt
Friday, March 14, 2003 5:39 PM
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Yes, I'm back. Everyone decided to take a huge vacation from working on the website...which is just great considering how hard it
is to hold on to traffic when we're updating constantly, let alone when we're updating every two and a half months.
Even during our extended vacation, we managed to get a few things done: HitNRun finished the
second part of his three part timeline, and Kruk added a new page
about anime or alcohol or maybe both. The update archives are also back online
for anyone who cares. Remember, a bunch of the links are broken right now, and some of them may never be fixed.
More updates coming soon, and at the currect rate we're going, that should be sometime in late May.
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Time to get Drunk |
Written by:
Matt
Wednesday, January 1, 2003 2:01 AM
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 It's a new year! That means it's time for more excessive alcohol consumption, just like every other night.
But read this before you start (who am I kidding, you're already drunk).
We've been having some technical difficulties over the past couple of weeks. The site has suffered frequent down time,
and the JavaScript exploded killing three and injuring many more. Most of the bad has been worked out, but you may have
trouble loading certain pages (particularly the one you're viewing now).
The site will be slowly returning to normal (sort of) over the next couple of weeks, but for now I only have one new thing.
With yet another year starting (and numerous horrible events happening),
HitNRun decided it would be a good idea to start a timeline of all
past major events that have occured to the site. So here's the first
of the three parts.
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For the smart people. |
Written by:
Marcoze
Monday, December 19, 2002 2:33 AM
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Anime Marcoze is funny also. it does look like me.
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Spare us, Marcoze! |
Written by:
Matt
Monday, December 16, 2002 4:15 AM
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 It seems Marcoze tracked
a nice shit trail about the site while I was gone. Please remember that Marcoze's opinions don't
necessarily reflect the opinions of the rest of the staff. I took down his objectionable post to spare us all the
grief. And no, the site is not shutting down, so Katie, I'd
appreciate it if you removed your recent update. And while you're at it, reapply the note about the owner of your
quote script.
Just like I do every year, I'm remodeling some of the site. There will be a few significant changes, and mostly
for the better, believe me. And that's basically all I need to write for now. Merry Christmas everybody, and hopefully
I'll make things on the site a little merrier before the 25th.
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FUCK THE RIAA |
Written by:
Marcoze
Friday, December 6, 2002 1:15 PM
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You know, there are certain things that piss me off...actually, a lot does. But one of the things that really pisses me off is the RIAA. On November 27th, http://www.cdcovers.cc pulled all their audio CD Covers down as a result of a RIAA Lawsuit. This site has been a godsend to me, and many others that don't like to play there original copies of CD's. Instead of scanning, and printing the labels, I just spun over to Cdcovers.cc and got my cover. NOW, due to the fucking organization known as the RIAA, I no longer have this luxury. Please shoot on over to http://www.cdcovers.cc for more information. And if you would like more information on the shitty organization known as the RIAA, click on over to http://www.riaa.org. If you happen to be a skilled hacker, please bring down the site, or DoS the shit outta them.
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Don't Panic |
Written by:
Jim
Monday, December 2, 2002 8:35 PM
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Don't panic. Just making some quick changes. Yep. Changes. We'll be starting the official "The World Comic Strip" very
soon. Stick around for that. Stuff might look a little weird right now, but it's nothing to get excited about.
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Uh...STUFF! |
Written by:
Matt
Saturday, November 30, 2002 4:38 AM
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We've been pretty busy with some new things for the site. Nothing is really ready to be viewed right now, but soon enough
they will. Expect some interesting stuff within the next couple of updates.
I tossed some new quotes up. Hmm...is this going to be the third time in a row I've done nothing but add quotes?
Yeah, pretty much. Though I did fix up a few pages and add (and subtract in a couple of cases) a few things here and there.
The Prehistoric Archives are now up, if you want to take a nostalgia
trip through the site. Once again, I warn you that most of the old links will not work, but you're free to click away
pointlessly.
A couple of new pics can be found in the Lee Photo Gallery, but note that the
descriptions of the pics have yet to be un-Dave-ized. Hopefully, HitNRun will get
to that soon. And the last and certainly the least important of the changes for tonight, the
Staff section has been changed a bit.
Marcoze has a new picture, Kruk has a...strange picture, and HitNRun reuploaded his old pic. Personally, I thought HitNRun looked
better as the funny Nintendo gun gay...er guy!
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There's Been A Birthing! |
Written by:
HitNRun
Saturday, November 23, 2002 3:35 PM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my pleasure to announce the arrival of another bundle of joy which would benefit from your prayers in the coming years. Cassidy Morgan Christy Clemens was born on November 21, 2002 to Amy Clemens. Amy is now faced with the decision to set off on her own or stay to have her daughter raised by the Clemunity. By a narrow margin, we've decided that Cassidy would be best raised by Amy elsewhere, because studies are very clear on one point: poor kids grow up better than equally poor kids who have to worry about parental violence, sibling brutality, (rivalry doesn't fit here) overdosing loved ones, family members who don't care that a loved one is overdosing, and anal rape by parental figures. The only good news for her is that Amy is the most mentally stable Clemens by a slight margin, and the father has taken off. (Yes, we're fairly sure this is a blessing in disguise.)
This, of course, means that the family section has been updated. New entries for Amy and Christy Jr.
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My ferret loves someone else... |
Written by:
Matt
Friday, November 15, 2002 6:34 AM
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New quotes! Yeah, that's exactly what you wanted! I know it. Did I mention new quotes? Lots of them, in fact, I more
than doubled the old quote count. And there are more to come!
Personally, I find these new quotes far more entertaining then the old ones, and I hope you'll
agree. These are all 100% real Lee quotes, but note that he typed these, and didn't speak them aloud (well,
he's probably spoken some of this garbage aloud, but I consider myself better off not having heard any of it). Besides, if
he spoke as poorly as he wrote this stuff, he'd probably be classified as mentally challenged.
Some of them are really good. I like how he claims HE lost HIS house in a flood a few years back, when in fact, it was ME that
lost MY house (and it wasn't really as bad as it sounds either). He seems to use it as an excuse to hate water. Oh water! Why do you clean dirt from my body!?
One last thing: Lee has a new (somewhat new, it could be months old for all I know) website. It's seems to be a really funny
read. After I check it out thoroughly, I'll post a link for all you people who just can't get enough. Hell, even if you
don't know who Lee is, this stuff is hilarious.
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YOUR COMPUTER |
Written by:
Dave
Friday, November 15, 2002 6:01 AM
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BAM!!!! Cradle Rock Style |
Written by:
Marcoze
Wednesday, November 13, 2002 1:15 PM
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HELLO ALL YOU PEOPLE IN INTERNET LAND!!! This is My FIRST update since the OLD, OLD site. Alot has been happening within the last 3 weeks or so. I've discovered that Motor City Online doesn't SUCK anymore, and i have been playing it alot lately. I also FINALLY got a Video Card, a nice Radeon 7000. Now mabee i wont have to Mooch off of Matts Phat ti4200 as much.
I had a job for a half a day at a local Car Wash, but wiping off 99999 (nintendo has stained my mind forever) cars for $5.50 an hour is NOT the job for an Out Of Shape Fat Ass like myself. OH YEAH, i almost forgot, i found this picture from a Upcoming Colt 45 advertisement.
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Halloween |
Written by:
Kruk
Thursday, October 31, 2002 11:42 PM
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Hello, my super ghouls and ghosts! Welcome to Halloween! Okay, I know, Halloween is over now, but that doesn't mean I can't
talk about it.
I was unable to update earlier, as I was out trick-or-treating with the rest of my 4th grade class. It was
a lot of fun, but I can't go into detail now, sorry. What I can do is direct you to
my new page! A nice Halloween-themed update to my Kruk Crap or whatever the hell Matt is calling it today.
Go there now!
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New Photo Gallery |
Written by:
Dave
Saturday, October 26, 2002 11:44 AM
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I have just added a new photo gallery to the World, and I will be updating it a lot. I currently only have 5 pictures on there, but in time that will change. Please feel free to e-mail me any Lee related pictures you can find. Remember Folks, Lee sucks.
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Lee's a Gay Birdie |
Written by:
Matt
Saturday, October 26, 2002 4:14 AM
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Dave helped us out a bit by fixing some dead links. I was far too lazy to care, but I guess every little bit counts when
we can't seem to update the site we're paying for more than a dozen times a year.
Anyway, we're working on some stuff (of course!), but the "stuff" in
question is not quite ready. I was gonna say we'll have another update
later today...but who am I kidding? That'll probably never happen. Miracles anyone?
I tossed some new quotes up while I wrote this. I'm getting really tired of that old junk, but I just can't remember
anything funny Lee said. Hear that Lee? Talk more, and be entertainingly queer about it.
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It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature! |
Written by:
Matt
Wednesday, October 9, 2002 6:53 PM
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There isn't much to say here. I've been reworking the game review format a bit. I updated all the reviews with some of
the new junk I'm adding (like platform, release date, etc.). I haven't put everything up yet, but I did manage to squeeze
the cool "media box" into the bottom of each review. Stayed tuned for some more updates!
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Oh My God, I'm Updating the Shit Out of You! |
Written by:
HitNRun
Tuesday, October 1, 2002 7:26 PM
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Hot fuck! Three updates in a row! This is just a pointer to a whopping three games over at RPG.LEESUX.COM! Well, it's really only two, but since I never technically announced the first game, it's three!
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A Trip Back in Time |
Written by:
Matt
Monday, September 30, 2002 10:15 PM
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Alright, I tossed another game review up. This one will be good for you,
I promise! I also went ahead and corrected a whole bunch of minor errors on just about every page. I think my brain died
somewhere in the process.
Still no Fall of Lee demo unfortunately. Yeah, I know I've been saying "soon" for a long time...want to find out just how long?
Well now you can! The Ancient Archives are up and running! Most of
the links don't work right now, as there are no pages on the "new" site that correspond with them quite yet.
But hopefully
we'll remedy that soon enough.
As for the demo..."When it's done! " -Bioware Asshole
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Kruk's Scheiße |
Written by:
Kruk
Sunday, September 29, 2002 6:36 AM
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Hey there! Kruk here! It's time for my yearly update!
I'm trying to start a new trend here...I did the unspeakable! I put up a new section! I can't possibly do anything unless
I have a whole HTML table to myself. See it over there on the left? It has my name on it.
Kruk's Crap. I took me a long time to make it, so you'd...
actually, it took me very little time to make it. Just like Jakub's entire site!
Which reminds me, we now has a link to Jakub's site over on the left.
Damn Jakub and his unctuous fries!
And don't forget to answer Jakub's poll.
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Looking Good |
Written by:
Matt
Sunday, September 1, 2002 2:29 AM
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Sorry for the lack of summer updates. There really hasn't been much to say. There still isn't...but I figured I'd
toss up a status report.
1.
The Fall of Lee Demo is almost finished. I've done quite a bit of work on it, and it's coming along nicely.
2.
There are also a couple of reviews being worked on (what game is the picture to the left from???).
3.
Oh yeah, and I put a new pic up for HitNRun in the Staff Section while
we wait for his real one to be sent in from Guam. Marcoze's pic is different too...sack.
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I Have a Big Staff |
Written by:
Matt
Monday, July 15, 2002 3:58 AM
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"There's just too much to tell you in
60 seconds! Call now!" -Lee Lesko |
Step right up ladies and gentlemen!
It's time to meet The World's staff! Again! The staff page
has a new look and some new content (not much!).
Now that we have a bunch of updates up, I'm gonna start sending the older news to the archives.
But note that the links to the older archives (to the updates from the previous couple of years) aren't working right now. Those
pages still need a lot of work.
The Lee's Family page has been updated pretty well. Info on each family member
has been checked and rewritten by HitNRun, and pictures have been added for all of the people.
And make sure to call Lee Lesko to find out more about how to cheat the government.
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I Think My Eyes Are Bleeding! |
Written by:
Matt
Saturday, July 13, 2002 5:36 AM
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This has been a long and painful update. I stayed up all night tweaking this and that, as well as adding some new content.
First of all, on the way in, you probably noticed the new picture. Thank Phil for the cool Lee art. And speaking of Phil,
the staff section should be up very soon. I'm reconstructing it, so it will be different from last time (if anyone even
remembers it).
I've also put up yet another game review. This one is for M.C. Kids. And I
figured that I might as well throw the Game Index up
too, so you can find reviews easier.
Sure, right now there are just a few, but you just wait a bit and see how many we crank out (that is, once the staff decides to come
out of the coma and write!).
Anyway...I added some navigational tools to this page (more to come), and
put up the old Lee's Family page (with a few changes). Most of the information
on that page is really out of date. But don't worry, good old HitNRun is here to do some writing
(including adding much needed information to that page). That's all
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Grumble Grumble! |
Written by:
Matt
Monday, June 24, 2002 5:55 PM
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Someone decided to screw around with my quote script, so I had to toss this update up sooner than I thought I would. Everything
is fixed now, so be happy.
Like I say in every update, we're working on some stuff that should be up soon. For now, I have
another review. This one is of an older game. You'll have to read it here, as
I haven't finished the game review navigation page yet. Also, the navigation links on the page don't currently take you where they
say they will. Those pages aren't up yet.
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Marcoze Has Done Something! |
Written by:
Matt
Thursday, June 13, 2002 8:59 PM
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Yes, believe it or not, Marcoze has actually done something on the site. He has our first game review.
You can read it here. We've
got a dozen or more pages in development right now, and I'm sure we'll be
working on many more. As soon as I can get some of this stuff
finished, the site will be swimming in content. So just go to
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Then Again...Maybe Not! |
Written by:
HitNRun
Wednesday, June 8, 2002 4:37 PM
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All right, maybe it won't be out this weekend. (read: 3 weekends ago) It looked like it was going to, but we hit a snag. Or a glitch. Or maybe a catch.
Anyway, we can safely say it will be out before the second coming of Christ. Or maybe not. According to this blockbusting article, the Second Coming of Christ isn't that far off! So we'd better hurry up and finish!
Barring interruption by God, we should be finished with the beta in the next few weeks.
Meanwhile, we are creating several new sections, all concerning game reviews. Matt is making a game review section of older games, and probably some newer ones, too (I wasn't quite clear on that point.) Mike Hoagie is making a section of that sort, too. I have my own review section for User Created Games made with RPGMaker2000 and Neverwinter Nights' Aurora toolset. You can find it at RPG.LEESUX.COM.
Bwye!
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The Return of the Fall of Lee |
Written by:
Matt
Wednesday, May 8, 2002 1:48 AM
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Okay, believe it or not, I'm off my ass and working on this stuff again. HitNRun and I have been working, once again, on that famous Fall of Lee
game that never got released. We were working really hard on it today and may have a new demo out by this weekend. Don't get your hopes up
or anything (I write as if anyone still comes to this site...), as we still have a good bit of work to do before it is ready.
And in honor of this wondrous event, I've decided to bring the Fall of Lee page onto the site once again.
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No, Yak, No! |
Written by:
Matt
Friday, March 15, 2002 7:16 PM
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While messing around on Jakub's Site, I noticed that he had a link to this site, in its incomplete state.
I was kind of trying to avoid unveiling the site this early, but apparently someone let the cat out of the bag, and told Yak the URL. Oh well,
I guess I'll just toss up a little bit more of what we have done, so people's heads won't explode upon viewing this crappy excuse for a site.
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