Wow, I've got a special treat for everyone today. The one and only Ben Dover is here to talk with me. He runs the
fantastic website www.bendover.com!
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I must say Mr. Over, it's a pleasure to meet you. I mean, we've run into each other in the past,
but we've never really talked very much. |
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I'm more than happy to speak with a fan of myself, like yourself. Oh and my last name is Dover.
As in Benjamin Dover. |
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Ah yes, Bendover. How could anyone forget?
Now you must tell me, Ben, what's it like going on the radio and giving advice to all kinds of sick,
whacked out people? |
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Generally, I don't like to think of the people I talk to as "sick" or "whacked out." The average person
has many problems burdening their lives. |
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Jesus, you can say that again. Yesterday, I was sitting on the toilet, and I knew I had to go. I could
feel it ready to blast, ya know? But nothing would come out! Nothing at all! I was just sitting there pushing with all
my strength. It felt like I was gonna blow some arteries. I'm serious! Meanwhile, I was late for my son-in-laws wedding... |
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Getting back to the question at hand, I'd have to say my job is very interesting. You get to talk
to a lot of people and learn what's going on in the lives of the common folk. |
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Are you putting down us common folk, Bend? Sometimes I get sick and tired of hearing you radio jocks
insult us lowly... |
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I don't recall saying... |
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You know what you said, you bastard. Anyway, have you ever had sex with any of your patients? |
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My patients? I really don't consider... |
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Never mind. No, I'm marri... |
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Are you avoiding my question, Bend? |
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I answered your question. And it's Ben! Actually, please call me Mister Dover. |
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I think the real question is, did you enjoy it? |
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Can we change the subject? |
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I'm asking the questions here, Benny-boy. |
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Master Kruk, your gruel is ready. |
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Ah, excellent. Thank you very much, Jeeves. Want some, Ben? |
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No...thanks. |
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Yeah, gruel gets a bad rep because of its horrible taste and smell, but that's why it's such an interesting
food. Eating should be a challenge, as I always say! If it's tough to keep down, then it's a man's meal. |
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You know, that's just boiled flour, oats and maybe corn. |
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Corn...definitely. There's some flavor this time. Delicious! |
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Listen, Kruk, it's been nice talking to you, but I'm going to go. |
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Sex date with a patient? |
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No. Watching you eat that is making me sick. At least wipe your face! |
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Come on, Bend, we are grown men. We don't need napkins! |
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It's Ben. See ya! |
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Haha, that guy...he's always up to something! Even if it's gallivanting with his young, innocent,
sexy, seductive listeners. |
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Master Kruk, your hurried guest wouldn't wait for me to open the door, and he simply jumped out of the
second floor window. |
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That's my Ben! |
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