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Willkommen zu Kruk's Scheisse! |
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Hallo, freund! Welcome to Kruk's Weird Crap! Oh wait, that's the old name. Welcome to Kruk's Scheisse! Yeah, that's it.
I am Kruk, and I'm here to guide you on a mystical journey. Or was
it magical...or spiritual. Scheisse! I am your guide Kruk. Hmm? What's that? Yes, I do have an email address.
It's Kruk@leesux.com. Yeah, thanks for asking. Yup, it is a nice address.
So where was I? Guiding or something. I used to be a tour guide for Lil' Jimbo's Cattle Slaughter Mania Line of Meat Exports.
It's an interesting job really. I used to carry a box of vomit bags for all the wannabe vegetarians who are trying to
sicken themselves into not eating meat. Really interesting.
 One of the best things about the job
was that I got to meat a lot of interesting cattle! Harhar! That's a joke! Come on...
Alright, yeah, that sucked. To be honest, most of the cattle were dead by the time I saw them and weren't very talkative.
So, like I said, I'm here to leave now, and that's about it. You can click on any available links to the left for my articles.
All three of them!
Auf wiedersehen!
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